April
2008
Yeah! It’s Called A “Stimulus Package” For A Reason0
Well, let just be frank (and friendly) about it. When people receive these nice little checks in a couple of weeks (either through direct deposit or physical check in the mail), the first inkling may not be to head to the local electronics, furniture, clothing or car retailer and blow it all in a matter of minutes. Some may opt to save their money and some may opt to die down those bills that they currently have.
What does this have to do with sex toys? Well… if you’re like us, you’ll still want to take a few of those bills and have some fun. We would like to think that you can give new meaning to having a stimulus package. You can put some new flavor into stimulating the economy. Couldn’t you just imagine that the number of noise complaints in neighborhoods across the country rose in May because couples were buying and trying out new sex toys?
Imagine the role playing that you could do: One of you could be the stock market and another the stock broker. You can use coy lines like “What would you like tonight: the bull or the bear? Either way I’m gonna act like an animal?” (Cheesy, yes, but we’re talking about the confines of your bedroom where cheesiness is allowed). How about one of you plays the role of the accountant and the other the tax customer. You hand over the check for $1200 and say something like “I hope that you invest this well so we both can experience a wonderful return on investment” — See, this is why I don’t write for soap operas.
The other great thing about sex toys as a way of spending some fun money is that you can shop for them right in your own bedroom. You don’t have to head out to the mall along with every other person who plans on bargaining for that new 250″ HDTV. You can sit in front of your computer, in your favorite PJs and shop around for toys and gear and then let the quick shipping get it to you in no time.
So with the coming of May and the coming of the stimulus checks can equal the coming of you. (Get it? the coming…haha..ok we’ll stop now).
Til Next Time,
Best Wishes for Better Sex
