We spend more hours at our jobs than we do indulging ourselves in our ultimate fantasies, with or without a partner. That’s a shame – wouldn’t our days go so much nicer if we could get a little extra pleasure during the work day? Thank god for twenty-first century technology – now there are sex toys you can have fun with during work, without anyone noticing a thing. Let’s do a quick countdown of the Top 3 toys we recommend that would make you want to add a private door and roof to your cubicle

For The Girls:

3. Pop Masseur Vibrating Lipstick –  A tube of bright red lipstick is sleek and sexy. A vibrating tube of bright red lipstick is H-O-T! Unlike many vibrators, it’s silent, so not even the girl in the bathroom stall next to you will know you’re enjoying a little vibrating love.

2. Trinity Mini-Massager – At under $10, this tiny vibe fits into any purse, and its iridescent look would confuse anyone! And hey, who said size matters anyway?

1. Remote Controlled Vibrators – Yes, you heard us right, not only do we have remote controlled toys, we now have remote controlled sex toys! Are you hot and heavy with someone at work? If they sit up to 25 feet away, they can give you discreet pleasure allllll day.

For The Guys:

3. The Head Honcho Male Stimulator – It doesn’t matter whether you’re the head honcho at your job or not – you’ll feel like the king of the castle with the Head Honcho Male Stimulator. It’s about five inches long and is crafted out of silicon for a great fit.

2. Cyber Sex Buddy – Here’s a male masturbator that fits in your hand and is under $30! It’s small enough to fit inside that little compartment in your briefcase, but big enough to give you intense pleasure.

1. Justine’s Futuoritic Vagina – No, we’re not talking about Justine in Sales. We mean renowned porn star Justine – this is an actual mold of her real-life vagina. It’s crafted from realistic material and has a vibrating insert to make it seem like the real thing. I mean, come on guys…or just come

What gets you through the work day?