10 Spooky Spots To Have Sex1

Halloween is hands-down my favorite holiday, and I try to find every reason in the book to celebrate it. I’ll be dressing up in a saucy little cop costume (after all, Halloween is every good girl’s day to dress as sexy as she’d like), handing out candy to trick-or-treaters, covering my apartment in spiderwebs and ghostly decor, and of course hosting the most raucous costume party I’ve been to in years.

So, I love Halloween. And I love sex. Ah, alas, how to combine the two?

Easy. There’s a reason why people have sex in public: the thrill and fear of getting caught. Having sex in spooky places is a spicy little way to get in that scary Halloween spirit. I racked my brain for some spots I’d be afraid (but oh so willing!) to have sex in, let me know if you have more. But for real, be careful in some of these spots, they really can be scary!

10. In a graveyard at midnight

Doing anything in a graveyard at night is frightening, and the pleasure of hot sex combined with tombstones all around you lays quite the scary scene. Who knows who might come out of the foggy darkness, or who might “come”?

9. Outside your local abandoned, rumored-to-be-haunted house

Every town has that old, boarded house that you just know spirits lurk inside. For safety reasons, I’d stay outside it - you don’t want your thrusting to cause the floor to fall in (though when I have sex, I’m always afraid of that for some reason…). Bring a blanket and go for it.

8. A small tent in the dark woods at night

Having sex in a tent is hot, hot, hot, but in the middle of the woods at night, where every sound is amplified 100 times…petrifying.

7. On a fake-haunted-house ride

Most amusement parks have those ride-through haunted houses that make you want to laugh, more than scream. So add some extra thrill and have a quickie in the car as you’re going through the ride.

6. Bathroom stall at a highway rest area

First: See the movie Rest Stop. Second: Find a mostly empty rest area at night, have sex. Third: Be very, very creeped out by those loud breathing sounds outside the bathroom door.

5. Lonely cabin in the woods

The brochure made those cabins in the woods look absolutely beautiful, with the sun streaming through the windows and the autumn leaves on the ground, right? Well, wait til nighttime comes, and your cabin is bathed in darkness and wild animals are howling. You’ll just have to stay very close…very, very close…

4. In a car on the side of a country road

You’ve probably had sex in a car before, but what about on the side of a country road, where there’s more deer than people? There will be no one around…or will there be?

3.  On a rowboat in the middle of the lake, at dusk

Think dusk isn’t scary enough? Try being in the middle of a lake, on a rowboat, as the foggy mist starts to rise. Then we’ll talk.

2.  With a clown

One word: Horrifying.

1. In a room full of porcelain dolls

Imagine all those vacant eyes staring at you as you get it on. Oh wait, did that one just blink?

- your lovely Shannon, Halloween fan and sex toys guru on the side at: 

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Going Ga-Ga for Gag Gifts0

How’s that for alliteration, eh?

While I know it might be too early in some circles to be discussing gifts (especially with this economy), I wanted to focus more on the gag gift aspect of life. Even though our economy is in the situation it’s in, there’s nothing like good laughter to cure whatever is ailing you. Having a good laugh with friends can help you, at least temporarily, forget whatever problems you’re facing and enjoy those few moments.

Which leads me to our gag gifts (novelties).

We’re actually going to be growing our novelties area over the next few weeks with new items to turn any party into an especially fun time for all. Right now, though there are plenty of items for you to choose from: Try the stripper pole (yes, stripper pole) or get an inflatable doll.

Oh, and leave me a story in the comments about the craziest gift you’ve ever received. I’m always interested to hear about some of the more, er, interesting things someone has handed you.

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A Water Cooler Romance Enhancer!0

You’ll be doing a lot more than talking around this Water Cooler! This adorable water-based lube dispenser looks just like the cooler in your office’s break room, but is built for much more personal use. A fantastic sense of humor never hurts in the bedroom – and high-quality lube makes sure the sex doesn’t hurt either. Enhance your next erotic encounter with this bedside necessity! And if you want a better view before purchasing, hit the ‘click to enlarge’ button. (We’re still waiting on a similar feature for men.)

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I give this product a thumbs up…and a finger up and a butt plug up and ooh I like having so much going up there!0

One of the great things about online shopping is being able to hear from others about the pluses and minuses of a certain product. You can be out with a few friends shopping in a mall and get their opinion, but the people who leave reviews on the products in an online store are people across the country.

I invite you to leave a comment about your favorite product. Even if it wasn’t fully up to your expectations, let us know. Not every product is going to work for everyone. That’s the nature of being a society of individuals: We’re all gonna have our own taste, style and flavor.

And if you land on product pages with reviews, read them, scope them, check out what others are saying about that particular product. There are more and more of us (myself included) who use that information in deciding if we want to try a product or not. So go ahead, get your Ebert and Roeper on and put those reviews out there.

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