10 Spooky Spots To Have Sex

Halloween is hands-down my favorite holiday, and I try to find every reason in the book to celebrate it. I’ll be dressing up in a saucy little cop costume (after all, Halloween is every good girl’s day to dress as sexy as she’d like), handing out candy to trick-or-treaters, covering my apartment in spiderwebs and ghostly decor, and of course hosting the most raucous costume party I’ve been to in years.

So, I love Halloween. And I love sex. Ah, alas, how to combine the two?

Easy. There’s a reason why people have sex in public: the thrill and fear of getting caught. Having sex in spooky places is a spicy little way to get in that scary Halloween spirit. I racked my brain for some spots I’d be afraid (but oh so willing!) to have sex in, let me know if you have more. But for real, be careful in some of these spots, they really can be scary!

10. In a graveyard at midnight

Doing anything in a graveyard at night is frightening, and the pleasure of hot sex combined with tombstones all around you lays quite the scary scene. Who knows who might come out of the foggy darkness, or who might “come”?

9. Outside your local abandoned, rumored-to-be-haunted house

Every town has that old, boarded house that you just know spirits lurk inside. For safety reasons, I’d stay outside it - you don’t want your thrusting to cause the floor to fall in (though when I have sex, I’m always afraid of that for some reason…). Bring a blanket and go for it.

8. A small tent in the dark woods at night

Having sex in a tent is hot, hot, hot, but in the middle of the woods at night, where every sound is amplified 100 times…petrifying.

7. On a fake-haunted-house ride

Most amusement parks have those ride-through haunted houses that make you want to laugh, more than scream. So add some extra thrill and have a quickie in the car as you’re going through the ride.

6. Bathroom stall at a highway rest area

First: See the movie Rest Stop. Second: Find a mostly empty rest area at night, have sex. Third: Be very, very creeped out by those loud breathing sounds outside the bathroom door.

5. Lonely cabin in the woods

The brochure made those cabins in the woods look absolutely beautiful, with the sun streaming through the windows and the autumn leaves on the ground, right? Well, wait til nighttime comes, and your cabin is bathed in darkness and wild animals are howling. You’ll just have to stay very close…very, very close…

4. In a car on the side of a country road

You’ve probably had sex in a car before, but what about on the side of a country road, where there’s more deer than people? There will be no one around…or will there be?

3.  On a rowboat in the middle of the lake, at dusk

Think dusk isn’t scary enough? Try being in the middle of a lake, on a rowboat, as the foggy mist starts to rise. Then we’ll talk.

2.  With a clown

One word: Horrifying.

1. In a room full of porcelain dolls

Imagine all those vacant eyes staring at you as you get it on. Oh wait, did that one just blink?

- your lovely Shannon, Halloween fan and sex toys guru on the side at: 

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