I could watch these videos all day. Not only does Trisha Uptown have a great and bubbly personality, but damn she looks hot in that bra (doesn’t she!?) So here she is to give you her impressions of the Trinity Deluxe Rabbit Vibrator and, judging by the look on her face, she’s pretty happy. If you want to take the Trinity Deluxe Rabbit for a test spin yourself, click here and head into our store. It’s available for only $29.95 (Regular Price: $62.00).
“Men, do you masturbate!?” You probably just read that question and thought to yourself “Fuck yeah, I do. Sometimes you just need that release.” Believe me, it’s something that is understood around here. Sometimes you just don’t have that partner readily available (maybe they’re out on a business trip or you don’t have a partner to speak of). So there you are… in your boxers… getting a grip on yourself and coming… to terms that your night will end this way.
But tell us this: Do you have a particular grip that you use when you masturbate? Some guys may like two hands or some men may have tried “The Stranger”. If you’ve ever watched Chappelle’s Show is this move where you sit on your hand until it’s numb and then stroke yourself to orgasm. Personally, I don’t know a guy here at the offices who has admitted to trying such a thing or maybe they’re just too embarrassed to make such a claim but there are plenty of ways for you to stroke yourself to that mind-blowing climax.
But the title of this post is about giving your hand the night off right. That’s because maybe you could use the services of a male masturbator. There are so many out in the Marketplace nowadays that it could be difficult to figure out which one is the best one of for you: Maybe you want one that has the shape and look of a pussy? How about one that vibrates? How about one that creates a suction sensation around your cock. How about one that looks like one of your favorite celebrities?
Face it, there are many ways to satisfy your cock that doesn’t always require five fingers (or ten fingers if that’s your style). Check out our full section of male masturbation devices and find the right one for you, today!
We love cute girls talking about cute vibrators. So here’s our friend Trisha Uptown (you can find her at trishauptown.com) discussing the Trinity Slim Vibrator.
We want to thank Trisha for taking the time to both use and review the Trinity Slim Vibrator for us. We like her bubbly personality and think that comes across well in the video. I think the girl could get on-camera and sell ice to eskimos and heating-blankets to people who live on the sun…
So I posted on our Facebook page and via Twitter an interesting question (at least to me) for Hump Day: Name a movie, that you felt, had an awesomely steamy love scene in it. I probably should’ve discounted softcore porn flicks (because there’s just an abundance of sex scenes) but I figure if that’s what turns you on then so be it. The goal here is to find out what turns you on visually. Is it a scene involving a romantic kiss on the beach? Does it involve food or oral sex in the rain? Are you tantalized by watching two people seductively work each other on the dance floor only to take it back into the bedroom? (bonus points if you can name what three movies I just described there).
When I proposed this question of course it got me thinking about what scenes I thought were particularly hot. For me it really didn’t involve the nudity (although that can be considered a bonus) but more so it was about the atmosphere and the mood. I could get just as turned on by two people with clothes on sharing a passionate moment as much as I could with two completely naked people thrashing about and causing catastrophic damage to their bedroom.
Take for example “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”, the movie with Angela Bassett and Taye Diggs. The romantic interludes in that film were very well done and I could find myself getting a little hot under the collar. Especially the scene where the two individuals shared the shower together. The mood, the music, the camera work, everything was very on-par and made for an awesomely romantic scene (by the way, that’s not Angela and Taye in the picture — that’s actually a Sportsheets Sex in the Shower Handle)
But on the flipside, take a film like “Lust, Caution” which besides being a very good story, involved many graphic and powerful love scenes. I must also say that the couple in the film is quite flexible and acrobatic with some of the positions that they were able to perform — well, gee there’s a visual that I welcome having right now. In any event, there was a raw, animal passion that was on-display in that film, very much the opposite of the more romantic interlude feel of “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”
But then let’s face it, there’s a chance that neither one of these films will particularly turn you on. Maybe you’re into films like “Ghost in the Teeny Bikini” which is a campy, softcore porn film starring Nichole Sheridan and Evan Stone. While the story is a little light on substance, does that matter when a group of hot individuals are fucking all over the place? But the deal with softcore films is that you see no actual penetration. There are people who like the appearance of hardcore, but with no penetration actually shown. Letting their imagination fill in those gaps (er, so to speak) can be a very stimulating and exciting way to watch a film.
So that is why I lay the question at your feet: What films do you feel have a particularly awesome and steamy love/sex scene? Did you like the group encounters in “Shortbus”? Did your heart skip a beat when watching Casablanca? Did your penis cry out thank you during the threesome in “Wild Things”? It’s ok, you can tell us.
But as a postscript, let’s assume that you want to create a steamy love scene of your own. After all you have the appropriate set (your bedroom), fantastic co-star (your partner) and plenty of time to try take-after-take-after-take-after-take-after-you-get-the-idea. How would your particular scene go?
Would it involve a little bondage? Could you imagine having your partner tied to the bed, while you approach them with a tickler and seeing their body move with delight at the slightest touch?
Would it involve performing a nice little dance show for your partner and seeing his eyes and cock bulge at the sight of you dancing and showing off your curves?
Would it involve placing your partner up against the shower wall and letting the water run down your bodies as you penetrate them deep. Looking into their eyes and feeling the warm water cover you like a blanket while your tongues embrace?
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s lights… camera… and…action!
Periodically, I wanted to take time out to thank all of you who are social with us on our various channels. We started this because we wanted to have a deeper conversation with you guys and see what’s on your mind (or clamped to your nipples or vibrating between your legs). Many times you see social media ventures started by organizations who treat it more as a rapid-fire bombardment of store updates.
We prefer to take the other approach. While, sure you’ll find out about store specials, insider deals and the like, using channels such as Twitter and Facebook allow us to sit down (so to speak) and just shoot the shiz and talk about sex, love and relationships. So far, your response to us has been great. It was especially enjoyable when people were responding with their favorite pick-up lines and celebrities that they would like to hump. By the way, if you still want to contribute to those two topics, feel free to stop by our Facebook page and let us know your thoughts/insights.
As with anything getting off the ground, we’ll go through the growing pains, but we’re sure that if you stick with us you’ll enjoy a long, stimulating, crazysexycool ride. And we’ll also be sure to use plenty of lube.
Thanks again everyone. You’re the best.
By the way, do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom? We’re fine either way.
